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I saw the best minds of my generation get run down by the drunken taxicab of absolutely reality.

One of the greatest moments in the White Collar series, straight out of the pilot with Mozzie misquoting Allen Ginsberg.

Why didn't the eagles fly the ring to Mordor?

The idea of the eagles simply flying the One Ring to Mordor in The Lord of the Rings is an interesting one, but there are several reasons why it wasn’t practical or even possible within Tolkien’s world: